Damn Dog Day
Our little experiment with dissatisfactions of the day. If dogwalkers ever pass the gates again, it’s 2 AUD per dog. If their dog makes a poo while walking by, it’s 50 AUD per secretion. If dog’s owners don’t pick up, it’s 100 AUD per occasion. If they’d expect anything more, we’ll make hot-dogs out of their little quties. Beasts beware! Intuition on itself just isn’t enough. One must be held accountable.